Once upon a time, Susan was trapped by a wicked stepmother or enchantress or something behind some really prickly brambley fence-type stuff. And she needed someone to come rescue her, preferably a man who thought she’s pretty. All the men thought she was pretty, but thorns! Who could rescue her?????
Eventually someone did and she kissed him. It wasn’t me.
This here’s another one by Sito Alvina. You might think this looks familiar, and it should, because there’s another one similar to it. But this one’s new, I pinky-swear. And pinkies are sacred.